Vocabulary in Context

Dear Diary,

        Today Papa took us all to brunch at the Rockslide Inn.  We got there a little before noon.  The restaurant was quiet and peaceful.  The lunch crowd had not arrived yet.  I ordered an omelet made with three lizard eggs and swamp grass.  As soon as the waiter put the plate on the table, Papa started sneezing.  I guess there was too much pepper in the swamp grass.

        We had to leave quickly because a nearby volcano started erupting!  Hot lava poured down the sides.  Luckily, we were able to escape and get home safely.  What an exciting day!